2005-04-10 [Monk of Boom]: njah... they couldnt..they just blame their god. or they start worshipping me after that! ..u dont never know how horny nuns are! ;)

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: if you say so... just remember that if they get you in jail, you'll get the same treatment you gave the nun :O

2005-04-10 [Monk of Boom]: hehe.. i think that its legal to rape nuns in holland. if ill go there they dont take me to jail.. everything is legal there so..

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: I didn't think of that... hmmm... so can I take my maths teacher to holland and kill him there?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: oh, really, you can do ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING in Holland, as long as you pay for it!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: How much can I do with 8 euros?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: uhh... rape a streetdog

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: .... 0_o anything not involving beastiality?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: you could buy a drink from a raped nun ... or you could buy some "coffee" in a coffeeshop

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: A single drink?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: if you give her some heroine you"ll robably get more...

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Well, yeah, considering the heroin would cost more than just a drink :P

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: not here in Holland

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: we're out for some comercials, and right afterwards we'll come back to [J. Cats]'s touring show! stay with us!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Men; do you have problems with groinal itches? It could very well be crabs. But with all new Crab-Be-Gone, you can walk around without being called a dirty pervert for scratching round your special place. Crab-Be-Gone! warning:maycontainlotsofnastychemicalsthatwillkillyouiftheytouchyou

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: tired of your boss? cant live with the guilt of raping a nun? your life sucks? Tsvika Pik's double collection! the easy solution! just 20 seconds and you're dead! Tsvika Pik's double collection - get it in every garbage can near your home!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Boy1: Hey man, can I crash a faggerette?

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Boy1: Hey man, can I crash a faggerette?  Boy2: Sure thing Billy, but it may be your last! Muaahahahah!!! SMOKE AND DIE!!! SMOKE AND DIE!!! SMOKE AND DIE!!!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: nuns: tired of being raped by freaky black metalheads disquixed as death metal freaks, try The Cross ... for only 60 Euos our experts will gladly nail you to it, and if you call now we"ll nail your Sisters for free!!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: Oh shit what am I going to do now? my child's school uniform has a big mark that refuses to come down! - dont worry ma'am! use GASOLINE!!! gasoline guarentees a perfact marks removal! just put the dirty shity in gasoline, throw a burning match, and VOOM!!! no more marks! -wow, the mark is gone! -yeah, thanks to GASOLINE! now in a discount, only 4 fingers per unit!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: (and, for extra cost saving, pour on child and set alight)

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: First caller: I<m a housewife from michigan, and I<m really desperate. I<ve tried eeeverything, even acids... but it wont disapear ... The child, I mean...

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: AND NOW TO THE "FART BLEED SCREAM AND LISTEN TO DYING POP SINGERS", WITH THE ONE AND ONLY, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: (or maybe not, we're just informed that Llllith is back in our studio to continue her show... dont look at me, small paying taxes citizens!!! its hard to manage a TV channel!!!!!)

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: you betcha... so lets get ready to see the next exciting product... The russian Roulette gun!!! (its an automatic)

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: I'll take two! One for each nostril!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: wow! what it does?!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: *dodges rotten tomatoes* hey, I cant help it this channel sux! Its his fault *points at Sauron*

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: ME?!?! I'm doing the best I can to make you lame ass lazy onions to work properly! I should fire you all on the spot!!! *catches a tomato and eats it* YOUR TOMATOS ARE ROTTEN MISTER!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: WHERE DID YOU BOUGHT THEM?!?!??! ON THE GAZA PALESTINIAN MARKET?!?!!!?!?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: Im not a lazy ass, you lazy ass!!!! *catches tomatoe and throws it to Sauron* and you can<t fire me, your boss loves me to damn much!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: but hey, rotten tomatoes are great for your skin *looks in camera* for only 5 euro youuu can buy theese tomatoes!!!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: oh yeah?! you want to play this game?!?! *throws an egg on Llllith* catch this, you...you...BAD WORKER!!!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: *trows something really big and heavy* Im not a bad worker... you\re a bad ... WHATEVEYOURFUCKINJOBISINTHISFUCKINDUMP

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: wait a min... I cant throw something that big...

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: *throws 2 galaxys and a small tree* this dump is where you do what you presume to call "WORK"!!!! and I'm your MANAGER!!!! and you'll treat me with the respect I diserve, or by my burned CD's, I'll make you pee from your ear and eat from your leg!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: I already ate my leg!!!! so there, and about the galaxys... my heads a black whole, you cant harm me... HAHA... and...*gets small tree on her head* ... autsj

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: what's autsj...?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: theres a little fuckin tree on to of my head...

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: hahahaha I know, I planted it! that'll teach you never to mess with your employer... NOW EVERYONE BACK TO WORK, YOU FUCKING ICE CREAM BRAINS!!!! I WANT THIS SHOW UP AGAIN IN ONE MINUTE!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUR ASSES!!!!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: *trips over cables and dies*

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: *picks up head and connects cables together*

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: *walks to her place while mocking..* *smiles at camera after countown...* and here we are again... and the final offer for today... for the ladies... OUR MANAGER!!!!!!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: NO!!!!! THAT'S THE CABEL THAT'S BROADCASTING PORN NUN'S RAPTURE MOVIES TO THE KIDS CHANNEL!!!!!!!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: *reconnects head* Yeah... yeah it is

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: O_o YOU WANT THE PARENTS TO SUE ME?!

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: *looks in camera* whoops... and Im starring with.... who

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: you...you...you..you're ruining my channel!! the boss will fire me!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Uhh... starring with me and Sauron... and the nuns...

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: no no no! I'm not me! I'm...I'm... him!!! *pointing on weeman and tries to hide*

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: OMG... *runs away* have fuuuunnn ...

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: *shifty eyes as the cameras focus on him* Uuuuhhh... well, let's see what entertaining.... things I have in my pockets... *pulls out strange green wobbly thing* Wow! An orc liver!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: :O but but.... *shoots the camera* NOW who's da man!?

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Errrmmm... god?

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: Or... satan?

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: NOBODY MOVE!!!! I'M TAKING THIS STUDIO CAPTIVE UNTIL MY DEMANDS ARE ANSWERED!

2005-04-10 [Weeman]: *stays still.... very still.... like a rock.... is scared of Sauron*

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: ha! now there's a smart man who knows not to mess with people!!! now Llllith, you will give up or I kill your tedy bear!

2005-04-10 [Morrigon]: *comes up behind Sauron and pushes a gun to the back of their head* YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE FREEZE!!! i'M TAKING THIS STUDIO CAPTIVE UNTIL MY DEMANDS ARE MET!!!!

2005-04-10 [Sauron]: yeah yeah, very mature of you....sheesh...what are YOUR demands?

2005-04-10 [savonalora]: so, what are the demands?

2005-04-10 [ISK]: what the bloody hell's going on in here?

2005-04-10 [J. Cats]: and what about MY demands?!?!?! Damnit, if you kill my teddy bear Ill swear Ill hunt you down like the feebly teddybearkiller you are!!! ... Ill tie you to a chair and make you listen Britney spears aaaaaal day

2005-04-11 [Morrigon]: My demands include NO Britney spears and I need toilet paper!!!

2005-04-11 [J. Cats]: oh.... well, how about I give YOU toiletpaper, if YOU let ME torment those guys *points at others*

2005-04-11 [Mentalist]: I... am... bored... to... DEATH! \m/

2005-04-11 [J. Cats]: try doing something, that usually works

2005-04-11 [Monk of Boom]: suicide

2005-04-11 [Mentalist]: sounds great

2005-04-11 [savonalora]: yea, that sounds great, for a morron with a need for love

2005-04-11 [Morrigon]: suicide must be done with perfection

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: and with succes, cos noone wants those losers who can't even end their lives correcty

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: word!

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: so all lets help TheUnreal end his life properly and swiftly

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: \m/

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: have you seen our two last members... o_O, it's polution of this perfetly fine wiki

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: but everybody can erase them! =)

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: I quote: 'HI MY NAMES ASHLEY! I HAVE LOST ALL MY FRIENDS!!!' ...and this surprises her.

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: voi kyynel

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: what?

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: "oh, "tear" "

2005-04-12 [Iscariotica]: i am tall, long hair, big boobs and im HOT

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: oh i didn t know that your boobs are so big, [Iscariotica] ...

2005-04-12 [Iscariotica]: They're huge. I keep soup in them.

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: oh great! are you able to put a plate on them, when you want to eat? O_o

2005-04-12 [Iscariotica]: Yeah, but the tops are hard and flat, so I often just eat straight off them.

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: oooh i see! thats smart ...

2005-04-12 [savonalora]: haha :p

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: Its the amazing Eidolon ^_^ Hey, join the sircus, we could make big money out of you!

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: =O =O =O thats the best idea i ve heard this day O.o

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: of course it is... I am a genious!

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: This guy must be really True...

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: hahahah yes he must be!!!!!!

2005-04-12 [Iscariotica]: Shagrath is gay. THIS guy is true:

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: he is grabbing the angels pussy =O

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: thats hard to kill

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: what?

2005-04-12 [Monk of Boom]: that stone angel

2005-04-12 [~Lady Morgana~]: thats true .... but its easy to destroy ;)

2005-04-12 [J. Cats]: nut by grabbing it's pussy... I think this fellow needs some lessons in proper demolition of stone angels... ^_^

2005-04-12 [Maurer's conclusions]: He probably wants to rape it first.

2005-04-12 [Morrigon]: maybe if you take away an angels purity you destroy it hee hee

2005-04-13 [-elv-]: Whats wrong with Shagrath? And who the hell is the big dude groaping the angel?

2005-04-13 [Treelo]: I like Shargath. Fat dudes groping angels made of stone whilst wearing corpse paint?....queer...couldn't even face a real angel...

2005-04-13 [Monk of Boom]: and where he could find real angels?

2005-04-13 [Treelo]: The only place where real angels are found.

2005-04-13 [Monk of Boom]: nowhere

2005-04-13 [Treelo]: *Agrees and leaves*

2005-04-13 [~Lady Morgana~]: hahahaha

2005-04-13 [Treelo]: Actually, now that I look at it, that dude has pretty nice corpse paint.

2005-04-13 [J. Cats]: he looks like a friggin clown o_O... has the arms (and decoration of them) of a fifty year old 200 Kilograms heavy truckdriver and teeth which are only possible in toothbrushcommercials... oh, and he's bold on the sides of his head... nah, if I had to choose, I think a decapitated Shagrath is more true then this... creature (damn, for all I know this could be the drummer of Emperor, and youre al gonna kill me in a sec cause I insulted him o_O)

2005-04-13 [-elv-]: Never could Trym or Faust look that hidious and untroo. Shagrath wins the 'trooness' battle.

2005-04-13 [J. Cats]: agreed

2005-04-13 [Iscariotica]: Thats Megiddo from Pyre. He eats kittens.

2005-04-13 [J. Cats]: oh, so that's what he's grabbing for!

2005-04-13 [J. Cats]: his lunch!

2005-04-13 [Yiwerra]: its no problem to insult emperor of course. fucking gay cunts.  and btw:   HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the last member is ME you idiots XD XD XD XD

2005-04-13 [Monk of Boom]: ina is SO HOT GURL! =)..there she are watching porn what i sended to her... sooo hot gurl! ;P

2005-04-13 [J. Cats]: sure she is... uh huh

2005-04-13 [~Lady Morgana~]: hehehehe

2005-04-14 [Morrigon]: oooh sexy.

2005-04-14 [Yiwerra]: oh yea, porn with schnappi background!!!!!!!!!!!   death to schnappi

2005-04-14 [Yiwerra]: http://www.vecchiaporca.com/cagone/eng/

2005-04-15 [-elv-]: How dare you insult Emperor [Yiwerra], they are one of the great leaders in Black Metal. By no means are they gay.

2005-04-15 [Monk of Boom]: they were good until they started to make SHIT

2005-04-15 [Weeman]: Bloody shit at that... which infects your anus with many stinging sores and pustules...

2005-04-15 [savonalora]: wow..... almost as shitty as metalcore

2005-04-15 [J. Cats]: though it can't be shittier than metalcore... noway, there's no way...

2005-04-16 [-elv-]: Promethues is one of their best fucking albums. Just because it has decent recording quality and production doesnt make it shit.

2005-04-16 [Iscariotica]: Prometheus is alright actually. But go back, listen to In the Nightside Eclipse, and think to yourself 'Is 'alright' really good enough for Emperor?'

2005-04-16 [Blodenskogen]: ...Emperor...Is decent...don't get bent out of shape about them...King Diamond is better...*snickers*

2005-04-16 [Blodenskogen]: Mayhem is better...Immortal is better...Satyricon is MUCH BETTER!!! WHO LET A SLIPKNOT FAN IN!!!??

2005-04-16 [Blodenskogen]: Who here cheered when the pope died?

2005-04-16 [Iscariotica]: WHO LET AN OLD MAN'S CHILD FAN IN?!

2005-04-16 [Iscariotica]: Seriously, they're a bit wank.

2005-04-16 [Blodenskogen]: Meh...I don't really like them...I do like Black Seeds on Virgin Soil...and then ONLY the intro...they bore me REALLY REALLY REALLY fast...

2005-04-16 [Blodenskogen]: Wank...?...Is that English?...

2005-04-16 [Monk of Boom]: OMC is good

2005-04-16 [Yiwerra]: IRC is good

2005-04-16 [Yiwerra]: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

2005-04-16 [Monk of Boom]: WHO LET THE NISSINEN IN!?

2005-04-16 [Yiwerra]: and how dare YOU [-elv-] insult my estimation of gayness?

2005-04-16 [Yiwerra]: google -> nissen: "An alternative site for the independent-minded bride"

2005-04-17 [Yiwerra]:

2005-04-17 [lustmolch]:   wtf

2005-04-17 [Monk of Boom]: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=`veera&image_id=4818953

2005-04-17 [Yiwerra]: omfg IRC?!??!?!?!?!?!  i thought you have had sex

2005-04-18 [Sick Metal]: wait, black metal?

2005-04-18 [¤ WORLDS ¤happiest¤ EMO ¤™]: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

2005-04-18 [Sick Metal]: what was that? the end of the world?

2005-04-18 [¤ WORLDS ¤happiest¤ EMO ¤™]: ya

2005-04-18 [Yiwerra]:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-18 [Morrigon]: *burp* oh sorry...was that anticlimatic?

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Blodenskogen:"Satyricon is MUCH BETTER!!!" Agreed.

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Wtf is a Slipknot fan doing in here??

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: Slipknot fan? where?? *wants to take a picture for his bad-music-fans-pictures collection*

2005-04-18 [Treelo]: Even I think a slipknot fan in here is wierd..yet I saw no postings of someone talking about slipknot...brief me.

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Look at member 126.

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: Slipknot are a falure of trying to combine Black metal with death metal with new metal with a tip of rap. I dont like Slipknot. no no!

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: I liked Slipknot awhile ago before i was into black metal and death metal. But then again I started on Iron Maiden, then went to Creed, then Slipknot, and now the troo shit. Everyone must start somewhere.

2005-04-18 [Iscariotica]: Creed? Ahahahahahahhahahahahah*breathe*hahahahahaahahha

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Creed lol *shudders* *commits suicide*

2005-04-18 [Treelo]: I like Mick Thompson, he's a very good guitarist, and he's into morbid angel and such, Joey also filled in for Frost on a Satyricon tour, so I don't have anything against them, but they still don't have any real place in a Black Metal wiki...my 48.6 cents..

2005-04-18 [Iscariotica]: Now to be fair, it was Elvaril who brought them up....

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: I was just curious as to why some dude with the name slipknot freak, parading slipknot around was allowd on the wiki. Please dont hurt me.

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: maybe he's listening to other black metal bands except Slipknot?

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Perhaps, but why advertise a Slipknot wiki on a Black Metal wiki? Does he think Slipknot at black metal?

2005-04-18 [Yiwerra]: he probably does. What is wrong about Creed? Nothing. And now Silence.

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: well umm.... everyone has a perversion...? O_o

2005-04-18 [Yiwerra]: PSSSH!!!

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: *hides*

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: *mumbles* grumpy old lady..

2005-04-18 [Treelo]: *yells*

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: ok, things are getting cheotic here O_o I whish you all to meet a קברניט ולו רגל מעץ

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: GO WEEDLE!! *sets weedle pokemon on you*

2005-04-18 [Treelo]: *cums*.....i wuv abortion pokemon

2005-04-18 [Yiwerra]: קברניט!!!!!!!!!!!!  who is old in here??ß

2005-04-18 [Sauron]: I'm old ß !!! I'm 18!! קברניט!

2005-04-18 [-elv-]: Im 16. So im old compared to an abortion.

2005-04-18 [J. Cats]: compared to the entire universe... we're all so very young ^_^

2005-04-18 [Yiwerra]: shut up about abortions. the infinity of souls is a matter not to compare unborn lifes with teens.

2005-04-18 [Monk of Boom]: -better unborn-

2005-04-19 [Treelo]: yes sir!

2005-04-19 [Yiwerra]: kill yourself! what are you living for?

2005-04-19 [Monk of Boom]: NUKE EM ALL!

2005-04-19 [Treelo]: Where is this going...pokemon?

2005-04-19 [Sauron]: you know what's weird? in pokemon there's this guy with his eyes closed all the time..so how can he see where he's going?! O_o

2005-04-19 [Iscariotica]: ?

2005-04-19 [Yiwerra]: oh yea right, just ignore my question

2005-04-19 [Sauron]: I want to answer your question! can I can I can I??? pleeeeeaaaaase???? *puppy eyes*

2005-04-19 [Yiwerra]: DO SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-04-19 [Weeman]: I am living for watching others age and suffer around me! Muahaha!

2005-04-19 [Sauron]: I live to kill soldiers with weird masks and zombies with my gun and my lion ants!!! and to trancelate to YOU things like עם קברניט ולו רגל מעץ!!! :D

2005-04-19 [savonalora]: translate that plz sauron :p

2005-04-19 [Monk of Boom]: im living for making others crazy as possible! ;)

2005-04-19 [Sauron]: noooooooooooooo its top secret trooper, if I tell you I must kill you :O

2005-04-19 [J. Cats]: and that would be a problem because....?

2005-04-19 [Sauron]: ummm I dunno, maybe he didn't cause enough damage and distruction in his life?

2005-04-19 [Monk of Boom]: http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/fathertucker/ep2/ft2.html

2005-04-20 [Monoxide Child]: AAH! New fucking pope! Another retched helpless old fucker...